So I was earning a little cash doing a survey/video shopping thing so stores can see what brands I like.
ORGANICALLY GROWN BRANDS, people, ALL ORGANICALLY GROWN!
Pretty cool experience, actually, using a joystick that acted like a shopping cart handle.
The lady running the video said I could pay for my groceries.
But I was not to try to leave the computer generated store thru the doors.
Since that would severely crash the system.
"Ah", I said, " so you can Check Out Any Time You Like but..."
The lady didn't react, but her young, much tattooed assistant totally cracked up.